D3 body, D1 cock
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Pants are for mortals
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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