My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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