I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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