Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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