And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
