I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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