Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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