I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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