Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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