I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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