If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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