new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I just gift wrapped bread.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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