All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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