I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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