I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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