I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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