singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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