i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm passing your future prison.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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