Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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