can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Will exercising make me less horny?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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