hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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