We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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