My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?