the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
I have to watch that.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face