just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.