You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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