ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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