did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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