it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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