Fuck appropriateness.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize
