The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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