So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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