Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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