Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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