I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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