Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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