What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I think I sprained my soul last night
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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