An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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