ugly people sure do ruin things
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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