i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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