Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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