I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
