I don't think brook has ever known best
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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