Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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