there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
