Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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