You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You don't make any sense
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You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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