I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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