We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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