So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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