Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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