I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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