Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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