I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
