Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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