I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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