oh god the rape fog is back!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
