I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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