life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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