yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you never un-have a 4some
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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