Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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